Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Law and Bribe (Sorry, Law and Order)

Law actually is ethics altered so that it could be fitted within the society... But when viewed from a different point,

Law is a set of rules which the losers are required to follow, the winners are required to bend and the sinners are required to break!

Sinners actually mentioned above are not sinners in the view of society. They are the very vip(s) of our society.

You could find a luxurious car in a noparking space still not questioned. Try parking your two wheeler there, before you switch off you ignition, you would be chased out.

You are being chased by the person in charge not for violating law, but for violoting the general practice. What is the general practice? Bribe him!

You'll be stopped in a checkpost and the policemen there will condemn you for not wearing helmet, not possessing required papers, for driving the vehicle over the prescribed limit... And they are threatening to fine you... What for? For violating the rules. Yes. What is the rule? Bribe them!

What is Bribe?

Bribe is not alone the money which a Government official receives in order to do his duty or not to do his duty. It is any amount received by any person to do or abstain from doing his duty.

It is also known as TIP decently. But I like to say it as BRIBE because a TIP is what you give voluntarily without any influence, stress, or etc.

Try to go to a hotel, have some dinner with your girl friend and try keeping one rupee as tip. You won't forget that night!

Use an auto to travel for some 5kms and try to pay him the government fixed rate... He'll make you screw yourself... You have to bend to his demands or else, your family earns a very bad name!

Give a bus conductor a Ten Rupee Note and ask him a 2.5 Rupee ticket. He will give you 7 rupees balance. Ask him the balance 50p, you won't forgot that day.

Go to any Regional Transport Office and try to get a LLR and License of your own or try making a re-registration for your other state's vehicle. You will learn the philosophy of life! The RTO official never like you in person. You don't know the rules! What rules? The rules about whom to Bribe first and how much each person has to be bribed. The driving school knows it better and so he'll try recommending you to seek a driving school.

I love this society!

2 comments:

Thileep said...

hey... dats great man.. plz dedicate dis 2 yr dad.. he 's de person behind all this.. and, any one can talk abt all these stuff, but nothing s gonna change by jus talkin. wat can a citizen do n a society like this.. u wnt them to go to court..??? being a law student, u'll know wat lawers do nw a days.. so. wats the solution. try posting like dat .. cograts man.

Yudhish Padman said...

enna vachi onnum comedy keemadi pannaliyae!